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22.3.07

Sardar studying j2ee stuffs

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Sardar Vs J2EE

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?

A. I will give invitation Card.


Q. What is JVM ?

A. Jilebi, Vada & Maaza


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?

A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have

3 tyres.

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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which

methodology will follow ?

A. Send it through courier.


Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?

A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.


Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?

A. Non living things can't communicate.


Q. What is meant by flickering ?

A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.


Q. Explain RMI Architecture?

A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.


Q. What is the use of Servlets ?

A. In hotels, they can replace servers.


Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?

A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for

process.


Q. When is update method called ?

A. Who is update method?


Q. What is JAR file ?

A. File that can be kept inside a jar.


Q. What is JINI ?

A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.


Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?

A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.


Q. What is serialization ?

A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.


Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?

A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.


Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?

A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.


Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?

A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it

is multicast


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