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9.3.07

Obituary

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Sent: Friday, March 09, 2007 5:09 PM
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Subject: Obituary

Hi,

With heart felt grief and a heavy throat, I am announcing the untimely demise of our beloved friends - Pinkoo and Dinkoo - the lovely Cockroaches in our coffee vending machines.

Pinkoo used to live in the dark corners of the Nescafe machine of the EMEA cafeteria. His best friend Dinkoo lived in - the home across the road - in the LIPTON machine.
While Pinkoo was roaming around for groceries in the internal cups of the Nescafe' machine yesterday, one of my colleagues unwittingly pushed the tea serving button - In a flash, the cockroach was flushed into the cup, only to be later found as an Elaichi-like-thing in the mouth....

Fortunately, the dead body was rescued, and post mortem revealed "Death due to negligence", and my dear colleague has not been accused of the crime.
The body of our beloved Pinkoo was cremated with full state honours, and 21 gun salute.



However, little did we know that Dinkoo would not be able to bear this personal loss... and in utter grief, has committed suicide today by jumping into my "lemon tea" cup. (Lipton machine)

Strange are the ways of life... 2 losses in 2 consecutive days.... I cannot help but appreciate the sense of together in Pinkoo and Dinkoo... While most of the people in the world now-a-days Use friends and even family members for their benefits.... some people live their entire lives for the cause of others, and even share their destinies.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ty for taking the time to compile all this ...making the world laff must bring u good will le?

Anonymous said...

yeah me too.. ;)

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