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5.4.07

Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a SE

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Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2007 6:02 PM
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Subject: FW: This one's really goooood, friends :-)


About me:
I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship status :
what?

Birthday :
The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age :
10111
1111
111

Here for:
web browsing in company hours.

Children :
can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity :
Programmer.


Languages I speak :
Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion:
I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view :
the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor :
weekly.

Fashion:
Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking:
The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking : The first is this.

Pets:
Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)

Living:
Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown :
My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage:
http://naukri.com <http://naukri.com/ > , http://jobsahead.com < http://jobsahead.com/ > - Isn't it Ultimate???

Passions:
searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports:
quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities:
Are you crazy?

Books:
"How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

Music:
Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv shows :
can't afford one.

Cuisines :
Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle....

3 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I like this idea! Fun to read too.

I saw your link on E-laughs, I have one there too. So I stopped in and read the letters.

Interested in another link? My site is rated G and easy to read like yours. Maybe I'll hear from you at www.speedcathollydale.blogspot.com

If not, I had nice stop at the forward spot!

Speedcat Hollydale

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