Sardarji joke

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Sent: Friday, March 09, 2007 3:33 PM
Subject: FW: Sardar - Back2Back!!

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"

Rajiv answers, "They'll surely find us!"

Sardar studying j2ee stuffs

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Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:11 AM
Subject: FW: Sardar studying j2ee stuffs....(Really Nice one)

Sardar Vs J2EE

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?

A. I will give invitation Card.


Q. What is JVM ?

A. Jilebi, Vada & Maaza


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?

A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have

3 tyres.

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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which

methodology will follow ?

A. Send it through courier.


Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?

A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.


Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?

A. Non living things can't communicate.


Q. What is meant by flickering ?

A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.


Q. Explain RMI Architecture?

A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.


Q. What is the use of Servlets ?

A. In hotels, they can replace servers.


Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?

A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for

process.


Q. When is update method called ?

A. Who is update method?


Q. What is JAR file ?

A. File that can be kept inside a jar.


Q. What is JINI ?

A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.


Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?

A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.


Q. What is serialization ?

A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.


Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?

A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.


Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?

A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.


Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?

A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it

is multicast